Some pretty amazing quotes from players and characters
*Sigh*, “I’ll get arrested.”
– Ronan, Human Rogue
“It’s okay to kill old women, they are going to die soon anyway.”
– Ragnar, Half-orc Barbarian
*Veyunn picks up a bloody scalpel with her bare hands*
Duke: You have diseases now
Veyunn: Thats what she said
– Duke, Wookie Berzerker & Veyunn, Twi’lek Consular
“Are you watching little wizard boy?”
– Wint the Unseen, Goliath Rogue
“You don’t want to be outsmarted by the stairs, do you, Yaskeen?”
– Marcus, Human Fighter“Pop that open, I’m gunna lick it!”
– Quart, Wood elf Druid
*attempting to flirt with a dancer at a nobles party*
“Whats a thing like you doing in a nice place like this”
– Violet, Human Bard
“The sleeping bag is dead now right?”
– Daisey, Halfling Rogue
*Running head first into battle*
“I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING THREAT!!!!”
– Shru, Mycanoid Witch
“Roll to see how well you cook”
*Rolls a crit fail*
“You keep waiting, and waiting for the soup to cook, the water evaporates and what’s left of it burns to a crisp.”
Entire Table: “It’s just not ready yet”
(This has now become a table mantra for most crit fails in that game)